Australian Politics Buff Pillows

'I am the leader.'

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

CIA report

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

Fiscal cliff - US dollar falling over the edge.

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

'I don't think the employees like me.'

Presidential Pooch Meets The Press

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

'Steve says that he doesn't understand why the liberals are so glum! They already have a majority.'

"Moulting"

'As the government sees it, the U.S. budget would be fine if more deficit earners like you, Mr. Wald, go on the ball!'

Republicans and Democrats debate while the US economy drowns.

"You realize, of course, that I'll have to make a big show of having security escort you out."

"...in other news: Google has been admitted to the United Stations..."

"If you could just stop threatening to invade us every 5 minutes... that would be great."

Viva Belarus!

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"

Uncle Sam and Democracy

'Look at this story... 'Jewish settlers are going on building houses'!'

"Our intelligence shows that everybody loves us."

'No way! To fund health, education and welfare, we'd be forced to tax oil companies!'

Distraction.

Nato Membership

Stephen Harper Soliliquizes

Antonin Scalia

". . . And then the mob stormed the capitol and ran amok inside the halls of congress. . ."

Midterm election s results

". . . We're being sucked into the UK national debt!"

Obama punishing Assad

Bad News

"Well, Sara Kalen is wrong – Edward Snowden is not a 'tattletale.'"