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In some parts of India, zebra crossings have been replaced by elephant crossings!

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

Danger Slow Sand.

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

"And if that diamond ring don’t shine, Poppa will probably take it back to 47th Street and get something for your mother."

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

Ice shelfie.

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

I love the Shard

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

"Knapsack? It's a solar-powered, bluetooth, Wi-Fi, self-charging, two shoulder GenPak with smartphone charger and GPS."

Desert Island Mishap

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

Public footpath on a desert island.

"One day son, all this will be run by robots."