Independent Warrior Pillows

Hargitay - you're fired!

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

"Indeed - you're Mr. Gurkenman! After all the 200m meetings I remembered you much smaller!"

"Managing a major project in these challenging times requires IMAGINATION, the FIRST thing I'd like you to imagine is that you have a team to help you."

'She knew we'd try to talk her-out of it.'

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

Militant Pacifists

"Now that she works from home we never get to use the computer."

"If it's stupid but works, it isn't stupid."

DO IT YOURSELF - Four new jobs we'll all have to do ourselves

'Thank God, no tasers in my day!'

Man struggling to carry a giant tv remote control with hundreds of channels.

'Lost in the Jungle I found this Buddhist retreat...'

'Thanks for tuning in - we'll try to pander to you.'

"I know nobody here works with each other, but it seems like morale is down."

Tai Chi vs. Chai Tea

Calm in the Face of Chaos

"Namaste! The divinity in me versus the divinity in you!"

'I got GI Joe Peace for my birthday.'

'Democracy? I thought we were spreading love.'

"sometimes it gets lonely being self employed and working alone."

"I didn't live through a global pandemic just so I could group hug again!"

After many long and costly legal battles Bergman and Reynolds decide to settle their patent dispute once and for all.

Hippy fighting off medicine.

"It's tough sticking to a diet when you're surrounded by temptation."

'I don't have a shortage of willpower. I have an excess of fairness.'

Baby Doves in a Soldier's Abandoned Helmet

Tai Chi

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

'I'll never understand parents. First they tell you to be independent, then they run right down to the IRS and declare you a dependent.'

Transcending the physical looks good on you.

If you want peace, prepare for war.