Independent Beaver Gifts

'Mom, I'm a big boy now! Stop cutting the bark off my logs!'

Beaver tower

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

"OK Dad, I've counted and categorised all the trees in our part of the wood: Now we can start on our sustainability plan..."

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

'She knew we'd try to talk her-out of it.'

'Ugh, we've got termites, destructive little pests.'

Pub. This is John. He also loves obscure bands until they're popular then hates them. The Druidiots. Luckies. 50 ale.

Hmm, now that I see it, I think I like the dam back where you put it before.

'I think we need a good Project Manager to coordinate our efforts...'

'Hang on, we'd better leave this one alone: It's a protected species...'

"We're taking separate vacations this year."

The Modern Beaver Dam.

"You'll never lose weight if you don't stop nibbling at your desk."

Absolutely not! There's still a huge pile of sawdust on your plate and you haven't even touched your twigs yet... Until you do, there'll be no popsicle sticks for you, Lionel.

Back log.

'If you have a toothache, take the day off, you would be useless at work anyway...'

'What did I tell you about feeding your pet beaver table scraps?'

School boy

MADE IN CANADA "Buy Canadian"..."Eh!"

Self-walking dog

Beaver looking at the Hoover dam thinking 'You've got to be kidding me.'

Due to rising fuel prices and tired of dodging kickback, Fred tries an alternative method of cutting firewood.

'Hank, Barry just said his first word: Dam!'

"I work from home. Well, technically my parents' home. I live in their basement."

Construction - Busy as Beavers

'Unemployed! Need somebody beavering away for you?'

"If I'm not being too personal, how much do you pay for a cord of wood?"

"These beavers are getting creative. . !"

'Look out for the park ranger while Bernie and I chop us some firewood!'

'...And for the last time, do not eat your project before I've graded it.'

'We were too busy.'

'My doctor gave me a prescription for a head cold but I don't have time for a head cold. Could you change this to something for the 24 hour flu?'

"Spit that out!!"

"And to whom do you wish to leave the bulk of your estate, sir?"