Eager Beaver Gifts

School boy

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

'Stop saying 'how high?' until I say 'jump'.'

Beaver tower

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

A marshmallow? Oh, no, thank you, I'm good.

"OK Dad, I've counted and categorised all the trees in our part of the wood: Now we can start on our sustainability plan..."

"You've got to be kidding me." Hoover Dam

'Ugh, we've got termites, destructive little pests.'

Hmm, now that I see it, I think I like the dam back where you put it before.

'I think we need a good Project Manager to coordinate our efforts...'

'Hang on, we'd better leave this one alone: It's a protected species...'

Parental Role Model

The Modern Beaver Dam.

'I just don't understand what the big deal is about kiln dried lumber.'

"You'll never lose weight if you don't stop nibbling at your desk."

Absolutely not! There's still a huge pile of sawdust on your plate and you haven't even touched your twigs yet... Until you do, there'll be no popsicle sticks for you, Lionel.

Contended beaver nurses a full stomach having eaten the captains wooden leg.

It looks like wood, but it's actually vinyl siding.

"That's brilliant Mr Beaver: These wooden platforms are a lot more durable than lilypads..."

Back log.

"No, I'm afraid I don't know how much wood a woodchuck could chuck." "We're beavers."

Beaver looking at the Hoover dam thinking 'You've got to be kidding me.'

"We appreciate your eagerness, but stop gnawing the furniture."

MADE IN CANADA "Buy Canadian"..."Eh!"

'If you have a toothache, take the day off, you would be useless at work anyway...'

Notre Dam

Due to rising fuel prices and tired of dodging kickback, Fred tries an alternative method of cutting firewood.

'What did I tell you about feeding your pet beaver table scraps?'

'Hank, Barry just said his first word: Dam!'

Please be our Governor General a wee bit longer?

'I need a new tooth brush.'

"If I'm not being too personal, how much do you pay for a cord of wood?"

"These beavers are getting creative. . !"