Indecisive Tv Watcher Pillows

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

"They grow up so fast."

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

Bowled over again!

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

Television Readers.

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

'Einsteiners.'

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

Where the Appalachian Trail Crosses the Path of Least Resistance

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

Lazy Octopus

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

'I wasted half my life perched on top of a mountain in the Himalayas. Only to discover that the true meaning of life was a night in watching the box, with a few cans of lager.'

'There's nothing on.'

American Idle.

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

Love is when you watch television together.

"The yellow spotted green bird, eats its body weight in bugs, and mates once every three years."

Check your universal remote control at the door.

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

We saw this episode of Grey's Anatony, I recognize the symptoms.

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

'At least now the injury worries are over, we can concentrate on slagging off the team.'

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"