Indecisive Tv Watcher Pillows

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

"They grow up so fast."

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

Television Readers.

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

Where the Appalachian Trail Crosses the Path of Least Resistance

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

Lazy Octopus

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

'There's nothing on.'

'I wasted half my life perched on top of a mountain in the Himalayas. Only to discover that the true meaning of life was a night in watching the box, with a few cans of lager.'

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

Check your universal remote control at the door.

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

"The yellow spotted green bird, eats its body weight in bugs, and mates once every three years."

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

Love is when you watch television together.