Tv Watcher Extraordinaire Pillows

Yonkers Oktoberfest

Golf ball hops out of the television.

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

Television Readers.

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

Where the Appalachian Trail Crosses the Path of Least Resistance

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

'I wasted half my life perched on top of a mountain in the Himalayas. Only to discover that the true meaning of life was a night in watching the box, with a few cans of lager.'

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

TV-Man

TV jester.

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

"I find that hugely offensive!"

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

Tree house.

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

'Contrary to the popular view, our studies show that it is real life that contributes to violence on television.'

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

Big screen TV.

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

'Poll results are in...90% of Americans can't spell Schwarzenneger.'

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

'Have you seen me?' (Brain missing in TV viewer)