Inbox Zero Enthusiast Gifts

'I delete so much junk mail, my trash can icon turned into a dumpster.'

"Congratulations! Your name has been selected to be removed from our mailing list."

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

Storm in the out tray

"If obsessing about trash is wrong, then. . . I don't wanna be right."

"Do you want the last piece, or can I have it?"

"You need to put on some weight if you want to keep your job!"

"Laundry or composting?"

'I'm beginning to worry -- everything I've got is tied up in investment newsletters!'

'I finally got rid of all my junk mail.' - 'You have no new messages.' - 'On reflection, I miss the false sense of popularity.'

Samosas

Stuff you need once then leave at the back of the cupboard to fester

E-mail

Daddy finished his review of your Christmas Newsletter.

"I know what the 'e' in 'email' stand for...endless."

'I'm beginning to think email stands for 'endless mail'.'

Beggars' sign - 'Firmly believed my own financial newsletter'.

"I'm going to call it zero."

Hunter shooting @ symbols.

"Fred doesn't take photos. He relives our vacation memories by viewing credit card receipts."

"I'm just checking my inbox."

'My name is Kerry and I'm an email-aholic...'

"It works!"

In-tray and out-tray with 'Same Old'

"It's that sense of dread again, about the state of my inbox."

E-mail

'Wow! I've got one from someone I know!'

"Honey, you're home."

"Such a shame, he was this close to emptying his inbox

'Could I have a receipt for this please?'

"Just more Junk Mail."

"That's the problem with social media. Once you let it go, it's hard to take back."

Pizza island.