Inbox Navigator Gifts

'My name is Kerry and I'm an email-aholic...'

"I'm just checking my inbox."

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

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'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

'Are we there yet?'

"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

Company sales forecast mirrors the weather

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

'Need I remind you who's boss here?'

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

"I am not asking for directions."

New music conference

The new contract didn't leave him much room to maneuver his hoverdesk.

'This one is for keeping 'On Message' in the spin wars.'

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

Titanic: How's my steering.

Battery Lighthouse

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

You are here.

"He can give you five minutes if you can find him."

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

'I got caught in a blogstorm.'

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

'If content is king, why doesn't anybody want to pay for it.'