In-law Survivalist Gifts

Clancy: Mother-in-law

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

Desert Island Meals.

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

Late/Too Late.

'Arf! Arf!'

"You knew this was a soul-sucking job when you took it."

'Ever feel like you've walked into a corporate lion's den?'

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

"Yes, I'm alone."

"I consider every member of our family to be like family."

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

Cafe Burns.

First Steps

'I'm glad to see you've started building a boat.'

With the office space available, we have no choice but to believe in teamwork!

Bob liked a challenge, and the shipwreck gave him something to get his teeth into.

'Remember, son, don't believe any thing you hear and only half of what you see.'

"No, I'm not building a raft. I'm building a double bed!"

"The quicksand was corporate's idea. I wanted to fire you for going over my head. They wanted to send a message."

"Is it just me, right, is it just me ...?"

"Why can't we just have a normal home security system like the neighbours."

Dear Diary, 36 weeks on this island and I'm starting to feel that I'll never get rescued."

'Well, that's simplified the mission statement.'

'Oh, we tried a nurturing corporate culture, but we found the law-of-the-jungle mentality is what keeps our competitive edge..'

'Do you have to be so melodramatic?'

"Hi, I'm Cindy, the company's most toxic employee!"

Doug reasoned that things could be worse...but just how much worse...he wasn't sure??

Tsunami Evac Route

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

Island and man

A man on a desert island has an inbox and outbox both filled with sand.