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"It's just that your acts of kindness are so random."

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

Introducing... The Everything Else Morning-After Pill!

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

"The door-to-door sales rep was very persuasive, but in my defense he only sold me one."

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

"I think we should immediately launch this program before our rational thinking sets in."

'Man, I've bought heaps on my credit card this month...It always amazes me...How many things I'd rather have than money.'

Woman impulsively buying a book about how to stop impulse buying.

"I shop to forget what I bought last year."

Can you guess what it is yet?

"Never mind what's in the box. That'll be discussed at the end of the month."

Man goes from instant cash machine to instant spending.

'Maturity: the instant-degratification phase of life.'

'Look at the adorable garden gnome I bought today!!'

If you don't see what you want, buy something you don't want!

'You're the first person to ask for a shopping hour in addition to a lunch hour.'

"So, did you pick up anything at the farmers' market?"

"I'll have all that, and this."

I don't think we should have linked the remote to the credit card

"Gregorio, are you sure we're not rushing into things?"

'Is it true a Maitre D' has the authority to marry people, just like the captain of a ship?'

'It was an impulse buy Mary. At 75 percent off in the New Year sale AND free home delivery. . .'

Blood Donor

A bunch of people with balloons celebrate 'National Volunteer Week.'

Thanks And Giving.

"You're such good company, impulsively purchased jumpsuit from last spring!"

'It was all she had to offer, vicar.'

"Don't be so mean...give him some money!"