Impulsive Giver Pillows

"It's just that your acts of kindness are so random."

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

Introducing... The Everything Else Morning-After Pill!

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

"I think we should immediately launch this program before our rational thinking sets in."

'Man, I've bought heaps on my credit card this month...It always amazes me...How many things I'd rather have than money.'

"The door-to-door sales rep was very persuasive, but in my defense he only sold me one."

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

I need a raise. This is no time to joke. I've been on a buying binge at the iPhone app store and I can't pay my credit card. These apps are worth it. They're life-changing, they're

Woman impulsively buying a book about how to stop impulse buying.

"I shop to forget what I bought last year."

"Never mind what's in the box. That'll be discussed at the end of the month."

Adrenaline is flowing down there with lots of last-minute, panicked Christmas shoppers! The DNA is frantically looking for heirlooms that'll be passed on in succeeding generations. It seems no price is too high for the helium atom - it's buying everything! Meanwhile, the neutron can't charge and hasn't been able to buy a single gift! Tempers are getting short! A big nerve angered other shoppers by blatantly cutting in the checkout line! And there's a quarrel over a parking spot with a whit

Man goes from instant cash machine to instant spending.

'Maturity: the instant-degratification phase of life.'

Can you guess what it is yet?

'Look at the adorable garden gnome I bought today!!'

'It was an impulse buy Mary. At 75 percent off in the New Year sale AND free home delivery. . .'

"Gregorio, are you sure we're not rushing into things?"

'You're the first person to ask for a shopping hour in addition to a lunch hour.'

If you don't see what you want, buy something you don't want!

I don't think we should have linked the remote to the credit card

"I'll have all that, and this."

"So, did you pick up anything at the farmers' market?"

Blood Donor

'Is it true a Maitre D' has the authority to marry people, just like the captain of a ship?'

A bunch of people with balloons celebrate 'National Volunteer Week.'

'You've been on eBay again haven't you?'

Thanks And Giving.

'I'm not sure WHAT it is but it was 50% off in the sale so I had to get it!'

Thrilled with his new driver, Mark simply couldn't wait to get to the range to try it out.

"Don't be so mean...give him some money!"