Impulsive Athlete Pillows

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

"Because when you're drafted by the pros, you'll have to be able to sign your contract. That's why you have to attend first grade."

"Must you use the cat's litter box to practice your sand trap swing?"

The Boys of Indian Summer

"I think we should immediately launch this program before our rational thinking sets in."

'It's great that you want a career in football, Timothy, but don't you think being a striker would be more fun than being a goalpost.'

Charlie's medical advice always went in one ear and out the other.

'When you talk about playing, 'at the next level', you mean lawyering, right, not the NBA?'

'I told my teacher that I won't be returning to school. I'm trying out for a pro basketball team, and her services are no longer required.'

"To be honest, it just collects dust."

'When I grow up, if I don't become a pro basketball player, about about 'spin doctor'?'

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up... Can I have your autograph please?'

"Never mind what's in the box. That'll be discussed at the end of the month."

"Coach said I can be catcher if I gain 30 pounds."

"Hmm, offhand, I'd say you have a nasty case of tennis elbow!"

"It's just that your acts of kindness are so random."

'What the . . . no wonder we can't gain any yards. We've been fitted with radio collars...'

New Years Resolutions: Join Gym. . .Cancel Gym.

'Derek's a big fan of resisistance workouts. He always resists working out.'

"Gregorio, are you sure we're not rushing into things?"

'There was a time when I considered making myself available for the NBA draft. But one day I realized, hey - I'm a slug! I don't have an athletic bone in my body!'

'You're the first person to ask for a shopping hour in addition to a lunch hour.'

"You only get one chance to make a great exhaustion."

'You've got him worried - he's afraid he's going to kill you!'

"Your serve is basically good, it's just you're doing something funny right at the very end."

'Is it true a Maitre D' has the authority to marry people, just like the captain of a ship?'

'He doesn't like to catch anything - He just fishes for the exercise!'

"You're such good company, impulsively purchased jumpsuit from last spring!"

"It doesn't matter what the score is. When kids play, they play to learn sportsmanship, teamwork and the benefits of physical activity."