Introverted Athlete Pillows

"It's just a coincidence that our favorite game requires the least amount of friends."

Skiing.

"Too crowded. Let's go."

What McWit lacks in speed he gains in nose.

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

She required plenty of personal space.

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

'Not only do we have no natural enemies we have no natural friends.'

'Mind if I join you?'

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

"Of course working from home is different. . ."

"Well at least nobody notices we don't go out much anymore."

Big Talk/Small Talk.

"In your own time, Brian, in your own time."

"I work from home because I can’t stand the sight of idiots." "Is that why you got rid of all our mirrors?"

"The joy of the house to myself"

'You cant do anything these days without someone suspecting your motives. . . there is only one way out. . . inaction.'

"I don't want to go back to school; other people are my kryptonite."

Introverted Chair

"Are you still mad at me?" "Mentally I'm storming off right now."

"This isn't working out - I'm an earthworm and you're a....are you even listening to me?"

The reserved and the go-ers.'

"Hello, I'm the bluebird of quiet resignation."

We bonded over a shared lack of assertiveness. Vive la diffidence!

"There she is! Don’t be nervous. Just be yourself, walk over there and sniff her."

'I've decided to replace all human interaction with personal electronics.'

"The thing about society is that it gives me such anxiety..."

She was always an introvert.

"I know nobody here works with each other, but it seems like morale is down."