Introverted Athlete Pillows

"It's just a coincidence that our favorite game requires the least amount of friends."

"Too crowded. Let's go."

Skiing.

What McWit lacks in speed he gains in nose.

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

She required plenty of personal space.

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

'Not only do we have no natural enemies we have no natural friends.'

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

"Well at least nobody notices we don't go out much anymore."

"Of course working from home is different. . ."

Big Talk/Small Talk.

"The joy of the house to myself"

"I don't want to go back to school; other people are my kryptonite."

"I work from home because I can’t stand the sight of idiots." "Is that why you got rid of all our mirrors?"

Introverted Chair

'You cant do anything these days without someone suspecting your motives. . . there is only one way out. . . inaction.'

"Are you still mad at me?" "Mentally I'm storming off right now."

The reserved and the go-ers.'

'I've decided to replace all human interaction with personal electronics.'

"The thing about society is that it gives me such anxiety..."

"Hello, I'm the bluebird of quiet resignation."

"I know nobody here works with each other, but it seems like morale is down."

"If you think I talk too much, you should come right out say so! That way we can talk about it."