Introvert Champions Pillows

"I know you would really like me if I could just be myself, but since this is our first date and I'm incredibly nervous, you won't be seeing the real me because I can't be myself when I'm this nervous, so all I ask is that you try to like this me until I calm down and the real me emerges."

'I told you that nobody would show up.'

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Skiing.

"Too crowded. Let's go."

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

She required plenty of personal space.

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

'Not only do we have no natural enemies we have no natural friends.'

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

'Welcome to the first meeting of the Shy Men Club.'

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

An Introvert's Guide to Surviving a Party

Big Talk/Small Talk.

"Of course working from home is different. . ."

"Well at least nobody notices we don't go out much anymore."

"I work from home because I can’t stand the sight of idiots." "Is that why you got rid of all our mirrors?"

Introverted Chair

"I don't want to go back to school; other people are my kryptonite."

"It's from the Hendersons. They want us to come over this weekend."

'You cant do anything these days without someone suspecting your motives. . . there is only one way out. . . inaction.'

"The joy of the house to myself"

'You ought to get out more according to experts.'

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

"Are you still mad at me?" "Mentally I'm storming off right now."

The reserved and the go-ers.'

"Hello, I'm the bluebird of quiet resignation."