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MacGyver's Cat: 'You see, I took your bed and two paper clips and made it my bed.'

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

Jazz is Invented

"Draw your own path."

Lockdown casserole

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

Guitarist: 'We can freely improvise some other time ... now let's practise.' (With Derek it was always jam tomorrow)

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

Physics Improv. "I now vill be taking suggestions from ze audience..."

Jerry Garcia, RIP

'Cook is a musician. Improvises. Never makes the same thing twice.'

"Sorry, new style pain killer. It's the cut-backs I'm afraid."

"I'll now take some rambling, nonsensical statements from the audience."

Frank Zappa

"I didn't have a carrot so I used a fish stick for his nose."

"The toaster is broken again, sweetheart."

Naughty Kid using a bin lid as a catapult.

"Now give me something intimate to say."

I get my ideas on sale...

'It's not for acting...It's for a testimony in a courtroom.'

Man in artic weather playing sport with snow balls

The Art of Bantering!

"Dear, when was the last time you just winged it?"

"All I could find was this butternut squash."

Dog Treat. "Speak"? Without notes?

A true musician will learn to improvise when his instrument is in the pawn shop.

"I don't get it. I'm playing a legendary jazz musician and the director keeps telling me to stick to the script and stop improvising."

"You don't seem to know your lines." "That's because I'm an understudy."

Now a procedure! Someone suggest a procedure! Surgery at the Improv.

Pyramid Skiers

"I thought it would be cheaper to weed wack our shag carpet rather than replace it."