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Baby penguin playing soccer and using a walrus tusks as goal posts.

Snowprov

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

Allegro con molto espresso

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

Cheating Death.

Mensa Does Improv

'I'm re-enacting a battle with my conscience.'

The missiles had failed...so it was down to Frank...and plan B.

Guitarist: 'We can freely improvise some other time ... now let's practise.' (With Derek it was always jam tomorrow)

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

Physics Improv. "I now vill be taking suggestions from ze audience..."

"Sorry, new style pain killer. It's the cut-backs I'm afraid."

"When you tell your Father how you're dropping out of college to be a renaissance faire entertainer, the least you could do is break character."

The Art of Bantering!

'So the guidance suggests that if anyone threatens you, throw it them.'

Chemistry Improv Theater

Clown-filled vehicle in the car pool lane

"Now give me something intimate to say."

"It's improv night."

"What did he say?"

Office improv: "Just make it up as you go along."

"You don't seem to know your lines." "That's because I'm an understudy."

"Improv – that's were the big money is."

"I don't get it. I'm playing a legendary jazz musician and the director keeps telling me to stick to the script and stop improvising."

"Yes, I'll marry you -- but I do a lot of improv, so I say yes to anything."

'The thing I like about jazz is nobody notices if I hit the wrong notes.'

Improv Night

'This job would be much easier if you didn't play the flute!'

"Now it's high definition!"

Tone Deaf and Can't Read Music - Please Give.