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'Two hours, and that's it.'

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

Snowprov

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

Allegro con molto espresso

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

Cheating Death.

Mensa Does Improv

'I'm re-enacting a battle with my conscience.'

The missiles had failed...so it was down to Frank...and plan B.

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

Physics Improv. "I now vill be taking suggestions from ze audience..."

"I'll now take some rambling, nonsensical statements from the audience."

'It's not for acting...It's for a testimony in a courtroom.'

Chemistry Improv Theater

"If he doesn't like the hand puppet routine, I'll try running the burning bush idea by him."

The Art of Bantering!

Clown-filled vehicle in the car pool lane

"When you tell your Father how you're dropping out of college to be a renaissance faire entertainer, the least you could do is break character."

"Dear, when was the last time you just winged it?"

"It's improv night."

"What did he say?"

"Yes, I'll marry you -- but I do a lot of improv, so I say yes to anything."

"Improv – that's were the big money is."

"You don't seem to know your lines." "That's because I'm an understudy."

Office improv: "Just make it up as you go along."

'The thing I like about jazz is nobody notices if I hit the wrong notes.'

Improv Night

Thelonious Monk

"Now it's high definition!"

"That's not a mistake, that's jazz."

Tone Deaf and Can't Read Music - Please Give.