Impromptu Acrobat Mugs

'Use a basket? That's too much trouble.'

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

'He's maturing early.'

"I told him we needed more string."

"Could you keep still?"

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

Washing Line Walker

Circus Act

Giraffe Portrait

"Robin, lay off the KFC."

Clown to clown on unicycle: 'How does it corner?'

The Path

Circus

'Will you marry me, Gloria?'

Fly Artist

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

'Looks more fun than it is. I never realized pole dancing was so tough.'

"You were right, Bob! It IS the length of the pendulum, not the mass."

Unicyclist painting a ceiling.

Information Tightrope.

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

"Support the head."

'You folks enjoying the big top?'

A high wire act walks over to a bottle of wine.

Missing you.

'Know any other bed-time tricks?'

"The hardest thing about learning to tumble is the floor."

A man swinging upside down by his legs on a scaffolding frame.

"The Flying Wallendas at home"

Translating . . . poetry.

"At first, Dwayne's gymnastic prowess had mesmerized Sarah, but now she longed for more..."

Dolphin tricks.

'Oh bugger cramp!'