Impromptu Acrobat Mugs

'Use a basket? That's too much trouble.'

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

'He's maturing early.'

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

"Could you keep still?"

"I told him we needed more string."

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

"What do you mean you can't stand to be touched?"

Clown to clown on unicycle: 'How does it corner?'

Giraffe Portrait

"Robin, lay off the KFC."

Washing Line Walker

Circus Act

The Path

'Will you marry me, Gloria?'

Fly Artist

Circus

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

'Looks more fun than it is. I never realized pole dancing was so tough.'

"You were right, Bob! It IS the length of the pendulum, not the mass."

Unicyclist painting a ceiling.

"Support the head."

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

Information Tightrope.

'You folks enjoying the big top?'

A high wire act walks over to a bottle of wine.

Missing you.

'Know any other bed-time tricks?'

A man swinging upside down by his legs on a scaffolding frame.

"The hardest thing about learning to tumble is the floor."

Translating . . . poetry.

"At first, Dwayne's gymnastic prowess had mesmerized Sarah, but now she longed for more..."

Dolphin tricks.

"The Flying Wallendas at home"