Acrobatic Acts Mugs

Tightrope Crossing

Zippo and Beppo

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

'He's maturing early.'

"Koalas when no one's looking"

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

"Could you keep still?"

Washing Line Walker

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

"Robin, lay off the KFC."

"What do you mean you can't stand to be touched?"

Circus Act

Clown to clown on unicycle: 'How does it corner?'

Gymnasts falling off the winners pedestal.

The Path

'Will you marry me, Gloria?'

Fly Artist

Circus

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

Unicyclist painting a ceiling.

"Support the head."

Family doing circus trick heading to the circus.

"You were right, Bob! It IS the length of the pendulum, not the mass."

Information Tightrope.

'You folks enjoying the big top?'

Missing you.

A high wire act walks over to a bottle of wine.

'Know any other bed-time tricks?'

'He has really taken to the training.'

"The hardest thing about learning to tumble is the floor."

"At first, Dwayne's gymnastic prowess had mesmerized Sarah, but now she longed for more..."

A man swinging upside down by his legs on a scaffolding frame.

"The Flying Wallendas at home"

Rule one: Never work without a net. Rule two: Specify the type of net.