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Tightrope Crossing

Zippo and Beppo

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

'He's maturing early.'

"Koalas when no one's looking"

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

"Could you keep still?"

Washing Line Walker

Circus Act

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

"Robin, lay off the KFC."

Clown to clown on unicycle: 'How does it corner?'

Gymnasts falling off the winners pedestal.

The Path

Fly Artist

Circus

'Will you marry me, Gloria?'

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

"Support the head."

Unicyclist painting a ceiling.

"You were right, Bob! It IS the length of the pendulum, not the mass."

Information Tightrope.

Family doing circus trick heading to the circus.

'You folks enjoying the big top?'

Missing you.

A high wire act walks over to a bottle of wine.

'Know any other bed-time tricks?'

"The hardest thing about learning to tumble is the floor."

'He has really taken to the training.'

"The Flying Wallendas at home"

A man swinging upside down by his legs on a scaffolding frame.

"At first, Dwayne's gymnastic prowess had mesmerized Sarah, but now she longed for more..."

Rule one: Never work without a net. Rule two: Specify the type of net.

'Oh bugger cramp!'