Acrobatic Skills T-Shirts

Rule one: Never work without a net. Rule two: Specify the type of net.

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

'He's maturing early.'

"Koalas when no one's looking"

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

"Could you keep still?"

"What do you mean you can't stand to be touched?"

Clown to clown on unicycle: 'How does it corner?'

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

"Robin, lay off the KFC."

Washing Line Walker

Circus Act

Gymnasts falling off the winners pedestal.

The Path

'Will you marry me, Gloria?'

Fly Artist

Circus

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

Information Tightrope.

Unicyclist painting a ceiling.

"You were right, Bob! It IS the length of the pendulum, not the mass."

"Support the head."

'You folks enjoying the big top?'

Missing you.

A high wire act walks over to a bottle of wine.

"The hardest thing about learning to tumble is the floor."

'He has really taken to the training.'

"At first, Dwayne's gymnastic prowess had mesmerized Sarah, but now she longed for more..."

"The Flying Wallendas at home"

'Know any other bed-time tricks?'

A man swinging upside down by his legs on a scaffolding frame.

'Oh bugger cramp!'

"I'm delighted that you feel better, but I'd go easy on those backflips!"

Trampoline Balance