Acrobatic Skills Prints

Rule one: Never work without a net. Rule two: Specify the type of net.

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

"Koalas when no one's looking"

'He's maturing early.'

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

"Could you keep still?"

Circus Act

"Robin, lay off the KFC."

Washing Line Walker

Clown to clown on unicycle: 'How does it corner?'

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

Gymnasts falling off the winners pedestal.

The Path

Fly Artist

'Will you marry me, Gloria?'

Circus

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

"You were right, Bob! It IS the length of the pendulum, not the mass."

Unicyclist painting a ceiling.

Information Tightrope.

"Support the head."

'You folks enjoying the big top?'

A high wire act walks over to a bottle of wine.

Missing you.

'He has really taken to the training.'

'Know any other bed-time tricks?'

"The hardest thing about learning to tumble is the floor."

"The Flying Wallendas at home"

"At first, Dwayne's gymnastic prowess had mesmerized Sarah, but now she longed for more..."

A man swinging upside down by his legs on a scaffolding frame.

'Oh bugger cramp!'

Trampoline Balance

"I'm delighted that you feel better, but I'd go easy on those backflips!"

"My bad."