Acrobatic Arts Mugs

Music Tightrope

"Could you keep still?"

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

'He's maturing early.'

"Koalas when no one's looking"

"I told him we needed more string."

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

Washing Line Walker

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

"Robin, lay off the KFC."

"What do you mean you can't stand to be touched?"

Circus Act

Clown to clown on unicycle: 'How does it corner?'

Gymnasts falling off the winners pedestal.

The Path

Fly Artist

'Will you marry me, Gloria?'

Circus

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

"You were right, Bob! It IS the length of the pendulum, not the mass."

Information Tightrope.

"Support the head."

Unicyclist painting a ceiling.

'You folks enjoying the big top?'

A high wire act walks over to a bottle of wine.

Missing you.

"The Flying Wallendas at home"

"At first, Dwayne's gymnastic prowess had mesmerized Sarah, but now she longed for more..."

"The hardest thing about learning to tumble is the floor."

'Know any other bed-time tricks?'

A man swinging upside down by his legs on a scaffolding frame.

Rule one: Never work without a net. Rule two: Specify the type of net.