Acrobatic Arts Pillows

Music Tightrope

"Could you keep still?"

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

'He's maturing early.'

"Koalas when no one's looking"

"I told him we needed more string."

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

Washing Line Walker

Circus Act

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

"Robin, lay off the KFC."

Clown to clown on unicycle: 'How does it corner?'

Gymnasts falling off the winners pedestal.

The Path

Fly Artist

'Will you marry me, Gloria?'

Circus

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

"Support the head."

Unicyclist painting a ceiling.

"You were right, Bob! It IS the length of the pendulum, not the mass."

Information Tightrope.

'You folks enjoying the big top?'

Missing you.

A high wire act walks over to a bottle of wine.

'Know any other bed-time tricks?'

A man swinging upside down by his legs on a scaffolding frame.

"The hardest thing about learning to tumble is the floor."

"At first, Dwayne's gymnastic prowess had mesmerized Sarah, but now she longed for more..."

"The Flying Wallendas at home"

Rule one: Never work without a net. Rule two: Specify the type of net.

'Oh bugger cramp!'