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Rhinoceros playing Bilboquet.

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

"How do I know this isn't a performance art piece?"

She did only twenty-eight of the thirty-two fouetts in the Black Swan pas de deux . . . or are my eyes deceiving me?

"I don't see any mention of quicksand skills on your resume."

"So. Mr Smith, what makes you think you are too controlling?"

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'He can toot his own horn but when he starts tooting the government's we need to step in.'

"I got replaced by another clown"

'Today's unwilling nude model is Ralph.'

Midway through the show, a seamless switch, from air guitar this Celtic air fiddle.

"I see you like to let your actions do the talking."

Flamenco

"And with that being said Polly became dinner." "Polly wanna cracker?" "Polly wanna piece of yo mama's sweet behind." "Oh boy..."

"It's an adjustment being a handshake guy in a fist-bump company."

Aethel the Analyzed.

Colin had heard that women liked honesty in men.

"You're a cow ... not a burgermeister."

'Arthur loves his new job with the fairground - gets a company car as well.'

"Some clean room - there's a fly in my potassium nitrate."

"And make it quick. I need those numbers yesterday – before last night's lottery draw."

"I made a big mistake getting into ladies underwear..."

"All right now...hold still."

''No, Ma,am', I said. 'I'm not taking anybody's pet pig for a walk in a baby carriage' and then she doubled my salary.'

"I really think I can handle this date on my own."

"There's always one kid that spoils the class picture."

"I hope your parents appreciate the effort I make to get dressed and leave the house."

"With Mindfulness, one may learn to sit through all distractions."

Everyone thinks they can do it

"I don't know a damn thing about art, but my back hasn't felt this good in years."

I think this is the episode of "Leave It to Beaver" where Wally and Eddie chain Lumpy's car to a tree. Couldn

Barristers playing a joke

'He's not a normal human cannonball-he's heat seeking...'