Impractical Spender Pillows

'I am sorry to have to tell you but; your lottery win was a mistake.'

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

The Eclectic Chair

'Sometimes it's not a very good idea to be indecisive.'

Man goes from instant cash machine to instant spending.

"I balance my manic compulsive buying with manic buyer's remorse."

"Well, maybe money can't buy happiness, but I'm willing to try."

"You spoil that dog."

80 Million Euros for a football player.

The Price of The Stuff/How Much Stuff Is in The Store

"I want to be cured of some very destructive buying habits."

"I'm still spending a lot of money, but I'm spending it ironically."

'Ask for a glass from the largest bottle. You'll get more that way.'

'We only want small portions. I'm counting my calories and he's counting his pennies.'

'I can tell when we're in a recession - my allowance gets cut.'

"I signed up for a shopaholic class. It was a real bargain."

'I couldn't afford the lavish lifestyle I was living. Coming to accept that was freeing, although, not as freeing as I had hoped.'

That's very thoughtful of you - a check for five gallons of gas.

Man fishing in a tin of fish

Cancel that turkey and prawn sandwich and make it cheese.

"I saved a bundle on vacation by shipping myself around the world first class."

'Much cheaper than charity shops!'

"Is it too revealing?"

'Maintenance' first then 'Rent increase' on apartment blocks

"Try to focus less on a cure and more on a treatment you can afford."

"Relax! It's NOT a heart attack! The owner's manual says to expect intense panic during the unpacking stage, as you wonder how in the world you're going to pay for yet another totally impulsive purchase. It should pass in a day or so!"

"I'm not getting a flat-screen TV til something better comes along."

'I dreamt that I made a million dollars and blew it all on a shrink.'

"I don't think I can click that fast."

Perfume Counter

Belly button fluff. Just one of those things, or something really useful?