Impossible Bottle Collector Pillows

"Now whose arms are tiny and useless?"

"Over there - an island!"

Mount Olympus Brewery. Those might be dangerous to open. They're Pandora's Bocks.

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

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Baloneystini

Bottletrees.

A man on a desert island writes 'Have a nice day' in glass bottles repeatedly.

"Your shout!"

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

Ad Valorem

'This cork idea of yours is great! How do you get it out?'

You're bottling things up, aren't you?

"Thanks Moses, but I prefer my water bottled."

'Hello, please take care of my ship in a bottle.'

'Move? Are you kidding? With the wines the guy next door collects?'

Wine: New and Old.

"Oh yes,decidedly hoppy."

"Pick me! No me! Me! Pick me! Pick ME!"

3 Bottle Banks - Clear, coloured and rum bottles.

"Too long at sea, I'm afraid."

'Someday I hope he grows up into a sports bottle...just like his father.'

"Something tells me the Coast Guard isn't coming, Barbara."

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Submarine

"There's water up here, all right!"

"What are you doing?! There's a recycling bin right here,"

Great Moments in Beer

"I've got a bad feeling about this Kenneth.'

'I'm from the odd shaped glass supply company.'

'No, no, no - I said do me a ship in a bottle'

'Good thing the recipe doesn't call for two tablespoons of port, we'd need a second cart.'

Bottle Battle

'Once again Picasso had failed to impress the art dealer'