Impertinence Enthusiast Pillows

The Height of Impudence.

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Use your imagination.

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

Jarvis Cocker

"I feel like I don’t even know my own husband ... and it’s driving me wild!"

"I'm still not sure if we've hired a creative genius or a complete cretin."

The Smell of Fear

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

Don't Take No For an Answer

"How come I can't remember what I forget, but I always remember that I forgot something!"

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

'Melvin, you're trying my patience.'

Snail crossing

'I was going to leak this to wikileaks. Then I thought, why not write a 'tell all' book instead?'

Your DNA is in the database.

A courthouse that reads "Hey! Justice Truth Equality Liberty".

'Why do I always pick the slow moving queue?'

'I don't know how it's being done - but someone's finding out our secrets...'

"He's nuts. She's nuts. All three young ones are nuts. The dog is nuts. And the old lady upstairs is nuts, too."

FBI, 'Things are slow, Bensonhurst -- let's investigate the CIA.'

Parson wishing to seem as though he is not drinking

Psst. Me? Yeah, you. Mort Park – radio journalist. I got a scoop for you. Oh really. First, I gotta know, are you one of those reporters who will go to jail rather than reveal a secret source? Oh, the intrigue is maddening! Can you get lattes in prison?

"Come at me, Bro!"

"I have a high tolerance for tedium."

Pretentious man reads Culture supplement, saying: 'I don't know much about art but I know what to pretend to like.'

Fishing Arizona- waiting for a flash flood

'Ambiance or non-ambiance?'

"Whatever you do don't get onto the topic of his wacky socks."

The bill for smelling the aroma from the kitchen... that'll be ten pounds.

'...Joseph A.Peabody seeks out devious methods to add new excitement to his life.'

"I told them I'd had ENOUGH, that I was worth more!"