Imperial Studies Fan T-Shirts

Japanese Victory in First Sino-Japanese War

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

Trappist Monk Discord

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

"Men can keep a secret, but it takes a woman to tell them that it was supposed to be a secret!"

'Nothing about the evils of corporate downsizing?'

First Church of the Almighty Dollar.

"You'd be angry, too, if your alter ego was a successful physician."

Adam and Eve in Paradise

Foreign Policy Puts Strain on Finances

'So, I take it that diversity isn't a priority?'

'In Grandma's time, men were hunters, while women were cleaners and shoppers. Now daddy and mommy are both hunters, but on wekends, mommy still cleans and shops, while daddy is a golfer.'

"Amen, brother."

Anglo-Russian Trade Rivalry in China

'Of course we cross Martin Luther off our Christmas card list!'

'When will they come out in papyrus-back?'

Joseph Chamberlain Atempts to Drag Arthur Balfour down the Road to Protectionist Imperial Tariff

Vincent Van Gogh in the form of a Van.

'Joan of Arc? Was she Noah's wife?'

"Blessed are the Greek, for they shall invent olive oil."

Afghanistan-British Disputes with Russia

Gladstone's message that the British people would not support Turkey against Russia in the Balkans

"The question isn't 'werewolf' but 'whywolf'?"

'Let your people go? - That would destabilize the whole REGION!'

'Let your people go? - after all the trouble I went to getting them full employment?'

Dudaism

'Turning water to wine hasn't been one his finer moments.'

"Your bible is catching on, and we'd like you to make some personal appearances in Nineveh, Tyre and Jericho."

Hellish Competition