Imperial Studies Fan T-Shirts

Japanese Victory in First Sino-Japanese War

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

Trappist Monk Discord

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

'Nothing about the evils of corporate downsizing?'

"Commandments aren't really selling these days. However, we're willing to consider self-help tips or personal improvement ideas."

"Men can keep a secret, but it takes a woman to tell them that it was supposed to be a secret!"

First Church of the Almighty Dollar.

"You'd be angry, too, if your alter ego was a successful physician."

This will really mess with their minds someday.

Adam and Eve in Paradise

Foreign Policy Puts Strain on Finances

'So, I take it that diversity isn't a priority?'

'In Grandma's time, men were hunters, while women were cleaners and shoppers. Now daddy and mommy are both hunters, but on wekends, mommy still cleans and shops, while daddy is a golfer.'

'I wouldn't worry about a poor sense of direction...'

"Amen, brother."

Anglo-Russian Trade Rivalry in China

How Noah did it.

'Of course we cross Martin Luther off our Christmas card list!'

Osmoses.

Vincent Van Gogh in the form of a Van.

Joseph Chamberlain Atempts to Drag Arthur Balfour down the Road to Protectionist Imperial Tariff

'Joan of Arc? Was she Noah's wife?'

'When will they come out in papyrus-back?'

"Blessed are the Greek, for they shall invent olive oil."

Afghanistan-British Disputes with Russia

Gladstone's message that the British people would not support Turkey against Russia in the Balkans

"The question isn't 'werewolf' but 'whywolf'?"

'Let your people go? - That would destabilize the whole REGION!'

"Your bible is catching on, and we'd like you to make some personal appearances in Nineveh, Tyre and Jericho."

'Turning water to wine hasn't been one his finer moments.'

Hellish Competition

'Let your people go? - after all the trouble I went to getting them full employment?'