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'You better have a hunting license.'

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

"You'll get your sandbox back as soon as Daddy has practiced a few bunker shots!"

"It says it's the vodka that's distilled twenty-nine times - they just can't seem to get it right."

Posh man taking his dog clay pigeon shooting

'Here comes another swarm - it must be that time of year again.'

"You're doing it wrong."

'Before handing out my punishment, please remember that I'm your hunting dog, and that you need me.'

'And this war game comes with an AK 47.'

Hunter hits duck with ejected shell.

"This new guy's really good!"

'I looked into their eyes before I shot them, with my high-powered rifle, from half a mile away.'

'Wow, a sixty-four arrow quiver with built-in sharpener! I'm so jealous.' (First day at archery school.)

Skeets Champion.

'Nice Shooting.'

Colonel Bagshot.

Shooting in Ireland

A group of hunters.

The camouflage skills Norman had practised in the living room were to prove ineffective in the wild.

'And God created man in his own image.'

"Neither one of us wants any trouble."

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Uncle alarmed at learning his nephew keeps his cartridges in front of the fire

Hey! Your job is to retrieve them.'

'i thought I'd held him get rid of his chronic depression . . .'

"He's not going to shoot back, is he?"

Shooting

"Wow, they're really good shots! I'm glad they're shooting at clay-pigeon targets..."

'Because of my osteoporosis, my days of shooting from the hip are numbered.'

'Have you checked the trouble-shooting guide?'

Graduation Day At Skeet Shooting School

'Well we never did get a flu shot.'