Impatience Humor Pillows

"If this is going to take long, is there some place I can charge my phone?"

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

'He's never going to graduate. How about giving him an honorary degree instead?'

'What do you mean we can't finish on time? Do you want history to say that Rome wasn't built in a day?'

'Melvin, you're trying my patience.'

Clancy Strip:At a Restaurant

"I hate waiting! I know! I'll set this clock back an hour, and then in an hour...I'll move it forward, and 60 minutes will go by in a flash! Of course, we'll have to do this 176 more times."

"I didn't prioritize my day and now I'm stagnant."

"It's not the walking — it's the waiting."

Jeffrey N.: The Guy who managed to get the lead out of his pants, but they were still the wrong pants.

"I hate waiting, don't you?" (patents office)

Attention: Due to a lack of interest we have dropped the APATHY channel - Sorry for any inconvenience.

'C'mon! How long are we supposed to wait for it to blow?'

"Actually it's not my business plan. It's my plan for planning a plan."

"No decision yet, he's still sleeping on it"

'Fine, I'll put up the shelving.'

No Presents Until Christmas Day

How to make every minute count.

Two horizons, no waiting...

"My age is 55 but when I came in I was still 54..."

"And Dave, you receive Mildred's visual basic control collection."

'There's Ron. He's always struggling with his wait.'

"Your call may be monitored to give us all a laugh..."

The speediness of today's world and its logical conclusion.

"This is the office of 'so now you've decided that you finally need to graduate.' How may I help you?"

'You have reached the technical assistance hotline. We are experiencing technical difficulties. Please call back later.'

"Long wait?"

"Pass me one of them, love."

'Are you done yet?'

'...your father has also bequeathed your Grandfather;s place on the allotment waiting list to you, as he hoped that one day a family member may get allocated a plot'

"You finished in there yet?"

Callers of an impatient or grumpy disposition may widh to hang up at this stage.

Human Cull: People who spend 10 minutes in line for food and only read the menu to make up their mind when they get to the front.

Darn it, why do I always pick the slowest line? Hell.

"All right, but just one more episode."