Immortality Curious Pillows

Cryogenics: 'You can take it with you!'

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

Schrodinger's Black Box

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

"Cloning is an imperfect science."

"When I get to Heaven, will I still have to clean my room?"

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

Beyond the known and the unknown.

'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'

Do Guns Kill?

"If you could change just one thing about yourself, what would it be?" "I’d totally wish to have my brain put into a robot body." "That way I could live forever. Imagine living long enough to buy an iPhone 7000." "Wrong answer. An alpha male never lets on that he’s concerned about his mortality. Your answer should have been 'nothing.'" "The alpha male or female is not afraid of death, little buddy." "I think I’d rather wait for the 7000–S." "Stop it."

"What do you want to be when you grow up?" "Nothing. I'm going into stem cell research."

'See, dear, you can't believe everything you read. It says so right here on the internet!'

'It's sad in a way -- just when he was declaring victory.'

'Can you debunk my essay?'

"If everything is God's will, tell me again why I need to study for exams?"

'You can't win - a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but ignorance is no excuse!'

'It's called a telescope son. It's sort of like a low-tech search engine.'

"Yes, I'm sure that going to school isn't the same as eating from the Tree of Knowledge."

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

Evolution or Creation? A Compromise

'Did spiders invent bungee jumping, Dad?'

'My God Pearson you're right. All these years the greates scientific minds have been looking for the theory of everything and all we had to do was Google it!'

Kid to church leader: 'Is Heaven environmentally friendly?'

'Mummy, what's a daddy one of those called?'

Sunset

I don't know if neuronal stem cells can or cannot become blood cells but one thing is for sure, neuronal stem cells can become controversial.

Alaskan Cryogenic Society.

"...I want to find out whether there's any truth in the belief that money can't buy happiness."

'I tell ya Frank, if we find one of these babies big enough, we could live forever!'

"Miss, you said that a single rabbit could reproduce a hundred times a year? What about a married rabbit?"

Zinzhoff wins Nobel Prize/Creates life in test tube/Or was it in there when he started?