Afterlife Curiosity Pillows

"Any fruits or vegetables?"

'This wasn't what I was expecting when they told me they were kicking me upstairs.'

Bernhard was ready for the streaking opportunity he had always dreamed of.

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

"Surgery up here is free!"

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

"All we have left is standing room only."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"It's true: no more burpees."

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

"I thought there would be bacon here."

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

'Yeah, I know your idea of heaven is to play golf all day, but all we have is shuffleboard!'

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

"But what if this is all there is?"

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

"You're a physician? Let me ask you about a problem that I've been having."

'Welcome to Heaven. By the way, here's your favorite club you lost on that course 28 years ago.'

"Before we decide if you can get in we have to watch a film review of your life..."

'So that's why I didn't get that train set? !'.

"I don't want any old ones, I want my own back..."