Immorality Studies Fan T-Shirts

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

Voltaire

reincarnated worm...

What else is there to wish for?

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

Now showing, at a University near you...

"Sure, while you went out robbing folks I stayed here and made a nice quiche, and just to prove I'm not a sissy I made it with mountain lion instead of ham."

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

"You call this a constitution?"

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

YOLO vs YODO

'Everything is illusory? -- Even reality shows?'

The power of now

Edmund Burke's 'Reflections on the Revolution in France' haunts Dr Richard Price

Snowyphus

'Are you sure You can be objective? -After all, You did CREATE them.'

"At least we agree to disagree."

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?"

'I'll be back in three or four months - Hold that thought.'

Fyodor Dostoevsky

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

"Men can keep a secret, but it takes a woman to tell them that it was supposed to be a secret!"

Is your glass half full or half empty? Who cares, fill her up!

"Not guilty by reason of genetic determinism, Your Honor."

Teacher's sign in Philosophy class reads: 'Think', Sign in Science class reads 'Thunk' as student falls over.

'Bloomsbury Group, members only'

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

'I've been sitting on this mountain for 25 years, and what I've learned is that true happiness can only be found in the soothing relief of a fast-acting hemorrhoid cream!'