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"This is your great uncle Lorenzo. He came to this country not speaking one word of English and with only one penny to his name. And in just 20 years, he was completely broke."

"In my own country I didn't drive a taxi."

"I thought about looking for work in England, but I hear they're capping bonuses."

Hot cross buns

Triumphant mouse posing like Perseus holding aloft Medusa's head.

Ask Sadie! I just read an article where Daisy Ridley said J.J. Abrams wrote drafts for Episode VIII and Episode IX. And then Rian Johnson THREW THAT OUT and went a whole different direction. This makes me lose all faith in Star Wars. Am I overreacting? **Actual reader question. Excellent question. This reminds me of the time I saw Gone with the Wind on opening day. I was the invited guest of an elderly veteran of the Civil War. He couldn't stop yammering about how seceding from the union didn't

Ali Baba- Cover Design for Proposed Edition of The Forty Thieves

Leonard Nimoy

'Well, by golly! Martha's right, I did make those doors a touch too low.'

Oliver Goldsmith.

'While our cases were soaking up the sun over there we were soaking up the rain over here!'

'You see! What did I tell you about this place?'

"Without the drone we wouldn't have made it on time!"

"I came to this country with nothing but the hair on my back."

"Pretend you're interested in granddad's old stories and stop calling them reruns."

Cutting Down Trees to Build the Ark

"The fish gets bigger every time he tells the story."

"Can you hear me now?"

"Hi! - We hear that this is a 'nation of immigrants,' right?"

'Actually I was hoping to meet a knight in shining armour!'

We just want to be a real boy! Pinocchio. Ikea. Swedish Folktale.

Zorkens in class learning the three Zs: Zreading, Zriting & Zrithmetic.

'Now you're older, we think it's time you knew that both your father and I and you are adopted.'

Elsa Alina Murano is president of Texas A&M, one of the country's 10-largest universities. She came to the USA from Cuba when she was barely 2 years old. She obviously started at an early age."

The Augean Stables

"I just barely managed to escape from a tribe of mad cannibals!"

St. Patrick chases snakes from Ireland.

What's your question for "Ask Sadie"? Are you voting for Trump or Clinton? Excellent question. It reminds me of the time in grade school when little Chester Oswald threw my liverwurst sandwich on the ground. The schoolmarm gave me a terrible choice: I could either eat the dirt-covered sandwich, or I could go hungry. So I chose the only thing I could choose ... I switched my sandwich with hers, and when she yakked up her lunch I laughed and laughed. So ... you're saying ... what?

'Give up smoking? Why?'

"When I was small, all the kids in my family had their own personal jacuzzis."

Trilby - 'Et maintenant dors, ma mignonne!'

Can't that dating service ever get it right?

'Size matters on the Podium.'

Bureaucratic immigration procedures

Butter Catcher and the Human Catcher