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'You see! What did I tell you about this place?'

Noah's life jacket demonstration

"In my own country I didn't drive a taxi."

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

"I thought about looking for work in England, but I hear they're capping bonuses."

"And so another trip comes to an end...with family brought closer together by a shared experience."

"I see you're an ex televangelist who would like to stay in sales."

Like Minded

"I don't mind emotional trauma if I can turn it into a really funny anecdote."

Marmalade the Cheetah on stilts.

"These are my windscreen credits."

The aviation experts come out to play

'I got them to agree to a small settlement.'

"So that's Ireland."

Desert Island Gossipping

"I came to this country with nothing but the hair on my back."

"Yes, I know I only caught a lizard - it's called artistic license, Mildred!"

'Pastor, tell us more about hell. Is it warm there?'

'I met a circus acrobat on holiday, two performances a night, and a matinee on Sunday.'

"Hang on, shouldn't you be drawing yourself screaming and running in the opposite direction?"

'There's a world-wide community out there. How about a little French or Spanish, or even some Russian, once in a while.'

"We prefer 'near-eastern', it's friendlier than 'mid-eastern'."

"With city rents stratospheric the filing cabinet is all she could afford!"

"When I was small, all the kids in my family had their own personal jacuzzis."

South Fallsview will not be seen today. Welcome to East Foxboro.

Not a Cage/Not a Citizen

Shakespeare as an Infant

Immigration and Naturalization Service has no idea what it's doing.

'Even tho' he now lives in a ritz, upscale neighborhood, he hasn't changed a bit!'

"You lead an interesting life, Miss Edwards."

Migrant Centre

"Okay...I'll hold the ball and you run up and kick it, then you hold the ball and I'll run up and kick it, then I'll hold the ball and..."