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"Baldo, I'm so disappointed. I came to this country with so many expectations...so many dreams...and look at you...squandering away your time."

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

Cash Machines From Across the Land

"In my own country I didn't drive a taxi."

"I thought about looking for work in England, but I hear they're capping bonuses."

'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...'

Chill Out Worshippers!

Men discussing a book on a chat show

'I've got'em right where I want'em.'

I wanted to holiday at home...But in Spain.

Build the Wall Back Better

A Migrating Chicken

Massive ICE raids announced

We had a power surge, and the milker seems to have tapped into the CIA's computer.'

'Does it come with American citizenship?'

American high street

Australasia.

"Gimme a break. Being driven out of Ireland was the best thing that ever happened to you."

"I came to this country with nothing but the hair on my back."

Evo Morales.

"They'd probably be more fun if there were air holes in the barrel."

"Well, come to think of it, we are creatures of habit: Always migrating to the same place and stopping at the same spots on the way..."

'Officials are puzzled why the population has increased so much in the south and west.'

Flying duck planes on wall of house near airport.

' Yeah, I can take you that far south, but it'll cost you!'

'Hey, Mac, which way is it to Capistrano?'

Donkey with man's head and man with donkey's head

Pick Your Own Fruit - We're going back to Poland

"The recession mean economic migrants are returning home..."

Bureaucratic immigration procedures

Let's try to flip this house before we fly back up North.

"Okay...I'll hold the ball and you run up and kick it, then you hold the ball and I'll run up and kick it, then I'll hold the ball and..."

"This is your great uncle Lorenzo. He came to this country not speaking one word of English and with only one penny to his name. And in just 20 years, he was completely broke."

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