Imf Professional Gifts

Cleaning up!

'The bank says they're freezing my assets! I don't understand: They've always been frozen...'

Practical loans vs. devil-may-care loans.

"I'm in securities." "I'm in insecurities."

'Thanks for flying in for the meeting.'

'Enter, 'The Globoracy'.'

"Did you speak to our client in Australia?"

Inflation Is Up, Interest Rates Are Going Up. . . I'm Asking You To UP Your Donation.

"Yeah but when will she be home?"

"You're 30 now. Where do you see yourself in five years?" "Thirty five."

International Monetary Conference in Paris- Silver Currency an Unsound Footing

"I see the businessman's lunch is up 50p."

Euro around the world.

Toys - Business Model.

National Optometrists Association. O.K., whose idea was it to form a focus group?…

There's no real oil emergency...

'If you want produce grown on the farm down the road you'll have to go to Kuala Lumpur.'

Shareholder's Meetings

"Yes, we've refused your loan application."

"Gilts are keeping pace with inflation."

'I'm appalled, the bank's limited my bonus to 'grossly sickening' when I've earned 'outrageous'.'

'It's all right, Dad -- it's a Buddhist chat room!'

Myanmar Business Policy

'Fortunately, our decline was slowed here when the marker ran dry.'

'Down here, greed is totally unregulated.'

A man at a cash dispenser gives a shocked reaction on reading his bank statement.

"We like your determination to develope a new investment strategy."

'No kid, I don't remember your mother! Christ, I've impregnated DOZENS of test-tubes!'

'Do you realize we're all getting richer by charging each other more?'

A vacancy in the Finance Department

Bankers waking up from cryo-sleep to explain the Fed's interest rate hike to you.

"Thanks, dude, but I got this."

Mervyn King

'Consumer income takes a new hop ... Inflation... takes a new high-jump!'

"He has an unshakeable faith in modern technology...and now he's looking for a 'coping with a massive budget deficit' app."