Imaginary Livestock Promoter Pillows

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

'A Vertical Take-off Cow'.

"I'm OK. But I think the dog wants to go out."

You thought YOU hated YOUR job?

"We’re trying to inject a little pastoralism into our lives."

First there were virtual-pets. Now there are virtual owners and ranchers.

'Pork bellies are up...'

"House training's not so bad - you soon get used to it and, if you play your cards right, you'll get lots of treats."

"Holy cow! This is bourbon!" "My husband is from Kentucky."

Quick! To the Other Side of the Field.

"I-800-DOGYLAW"

"Maybe some of us don't want to give ourselves a round of applause for agreeing to restore the delicate balance of our ecosystem."

'Soon as the roundup is over and we head for a saloon we'll need a volunteer to be the designated drover.'

Cowpat Man.

"He's worth quite a bit of money but it's all tied up in semen.''

Cats-can-sell anything advertising agency.

'I need to do a better job barketing.'

Super Cow

Higher milk production

'He's got laryngitis. I'll have to speak for him.'

Oli was a walking advertisement for thickening & revitalizing shampoos & conditioners.

"Well done, another winner, Haskins."

''Woof, Woof, Woof.' You call that a blog entry?'

Cowboy Philosophy

A cattle baron.

Texas longhorn sees wind turbine that resembles its long horns

'Doc lost his new watch while checking old 32.'

As Farmer Ron wondered where his cows had gone, somebody started the truck.

"You know that no one playing that farm game can see you, right?"

Ahhh, it's great to let off steam now and again!

Eddy made his proposal to Greta but he couldn't interpret her response. did she mean 'Yes', 'No' or just 'Moooh'?

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