Imaginary Livestock Promoter T-Shirts

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

'A Vertical Take-off Cow'.

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

'How do I get people to visit my...'

"I'm OK. But I think the dog wants to go out."

You thought YOU hated YOUR job?

First there were virtual-pets. Now there are virtual owners and ranchers.

"We’re trying to inject a little pastoralism into our lives."

"House training's not so bad - you soon get used to it and, if you play your cards right, you'll get lots of treats."

'Pork bellies are up...'

'Soon as the roundup is over and we head for a saloon we'll need a volunteer to be the designated drover.'

Quick! To the Other Side of the Field.

"Holy cow! This is bourbon!" "My husband is from Kentucky."

"I-800-DOGYLAW"

"Maybe some of us don't want to give ourselves a round of applause for agreeing to restore the delicate balance of our ecosystem."

'He's got laryngitis. I'll have to speak for him.'

Cowpat Man.

Super Cow

Cats-can-sell anything advertising agency.

Oli was a walking advertisement for thickening & revitalizing shampoos & conditioners.

"He's worth quite a bit of money but it's all tied up in semen.''

Higher milk production

'I need to do a better job barketing.'

"Well done, another winner, Haskins."

''Woof, Woof, Woof.' You call that a blog entry?'

A cattle baron.

Cowboy Philosophy

Texas longhorn sees wind turbine that resembles its long horns

'Doc lost his new watch while checking old 32.'

As Farmer Ron wondered where his cows had gone, somebody started the truck.

"You know that no one playing that farm game can see you, right?"

Ahhh, it's great to let off steam now and again!

Eddy made his proposal to Greta but he couldn't interpret her response. did she mean 'Yes', 'No' or just 'Moooh'?