Image Whisperer Gifts

"What's important is that we learn from what we must never admit happened."

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

"The robots have become self-aware and self-loathing. Now all they do is write novels."

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

'Can you loan me *** till pay day?'

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

He is happy to take almost any kind of fish...

Creative accounting.

Two computers are having a conversation, but stop when their owner enters the room.

'Interactive TV news.'

'Tell me more about your programmer.'

'Decoding is often 1, 14, 20, 9, 3, 12, 9, 13, 1, 3, 20, 9, 3.'

'The computer can talk to terminals all over the country. Bentley thinks it's talking about him.'

Computer whisperer.

we wanted to get rid of all the 'superbugs' but they were the only one's who understood the new it system

WWW.World.com

'Wow, swimming IS great exercise! The bathroom scale I put down here shows I'm 20 pounds lighter!'

Happiness is a warm warm iPad.

Fisherman get a good catch.

The fax machine had stopped and they did not know why.

'The spots are much clearer.'

Water: the first medicine

Cellular Plan

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

You will do as I command...'It had a power surge.'

"Sorry, honey, I can't talk now. I'm in the midst of some very intense negotiations with Bill Gates on the electronic rights to you and the kids."

Where history's best ideas happen.

'Sometimes, when I'm feeling unappreciated, I'll fake a system-wide data crash.'

'Wow! How did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

Information might travel at the speed of light, but the news still travels at the speed of sound bites.

"I'd better go -- I think my wife's menopause has arrived."