Vision Whisperer Gifts

'The spots are much clearer.'

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

"The robots have become self-aware and self-loathing. Now all they do is write novels."

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

"What's important is that we learn from what we must never admit happened."

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

'Can you loan me *** till pay day?'

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

Woman applying makeup

Creative accounting.

'That will be 100 hours of community service in some other community.'

Two computers are having a conversation, but stop when their owner enters the room.

'Tell me more about your programmer.'

'Decoding is often 1, 14, 20, 9, 3, 12, 9, 13, 1, 3, 20, 9, 3.'

'The computer can talk to terminals all over the country. Bentley thinks it's talking about him.'

Computer whisperer.

we wanted to get rid of all the 'superbugs' but they were the only one's who understood the new it system

'The contractor didn't do windows.'

WWW.World.com

When psychiatrists do self analysis.

"Yes, we now have smart mirrors that can read your mood."

You will do as I command...'It had a power surge.'

The fax machine had stopped and they did not know why.

"Sorry, honey, I can't talk now. I'm in the midst of some very intense negotiations with Bill Gates on the electronic rights to you and the kids."

'Sometimes, when I'm feeling unappreciated, I'll fake a system-wide data crash.'

"My analysis is you're selfie obsessed!"

"?"Psychoanalysis for Dummies"?

"I'd better go -- I think my wife's menopause has arrived."