Illumination Pillows

Man Holding Candle

The Art Student.

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

The Artist

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

Cariactures

"Extreme miming"

"Black or white, Vicar?"

(Camel paintings)

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

"Happy Gnu Year!"

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

Contrary to popular belief, the road to Hell is paved with a comprehensive, lifetime tax return.

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Crown Jewels

Pastries and Candy

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

Bright Idea

'My medical school believed laughter is the best medicine.

Bubble gum leaves

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

Apple Pie Abduction

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

Honest Vending

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

'It's a farton, fartoff lamp!'