Illumination Prints

Man Holding Candle

The Art Student.

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

The Artist

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

Cariactures

"Extreme miming"

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

(Camel paintings)

"Black or white, Vicar?"

Bank Loan Dept. Personal Business. Uh-oh, some loans have gone bad! A tennis pro defaulted and a novelist is in Chapter 7. The bed linens company folded and the scuba school went under! Are any of our loans still good? Yeah, the music streaming service is totally sound! And ironically, the lighting company is in the black!

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

"Happy Gnu Year!"

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

Contrary to popular belief, the road to Hell is paved with a comprehensive, lifetime tax return.

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

Pastries and Candy

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Crown Jewels

Honest Vending

Bright Idea

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

Apple Pie Abduction

Bubble gum leaves

'My medical school believed laughter is the best medicine.

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).