Illumination Experimenter Pillows

"If you're going out, pick up some candles."

"Young Frankenstein"

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

Jazz is Invented

"We tried 'Baby Mozart,' but he prefers 'Baby John Cage.'"

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

Miami Mice

"The trouble is, professor, you see the Erlenmeyer flask half empty and I see it half full."

Open Mike for the spotlight operators

The Soundness of Newton's Laws

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

"Are you sure you're not just teaching to the test?"

Cursing Scientist.

It's an iphone rehearsal.

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

'Something needs to be done about the surgery room lights.'

"Frankly, I don't really want him to improve: he scares the predators away..."

"Sure we'll get in trouble, but our science grades will make up for it."

Edison: The Father also of Static Electricity

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, Esq.

Science Project: Monkey See, Monkey Do.

Professor...what are you doing?

Fred began to understand why this kit house was so cheap.

'You will tell me if you have any doubts about my formulae, won't you?'

'Anyway, you look wonderful. Mind if I ask who does your lighting?'

"We're making progress."

'...then add some of the yellow powder to those blue crystals, heat it for a while, and see how you like it.'

'It's exploded! The wizard warned him to break it in gently.'

"Great. First our funding ran out, now the rat."

Wishing Well

'While my guitar gently creeks.'

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