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"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

"Do you buy cars here?"

'I know how much you like holding hands, so I brought you a box of them..'

Italia tours

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

Mohammad's motors

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

Fully aware of the dangerous romance of Venice's canals and bridges, Gwendolyn approached this moment with a degree of caution.

Borgias holding a 'come as you wish to go' party

"So this is what you want? This is why after school, almost every day, you spend all your extra free time working at the auto store?"

Turmoil change.

"I've narrowed the problem down to somewhere under this big flap I discovered."

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'

'So, a bailout is like a Ponzi scheme for automakers?'

"An enormous amount of advanced engineering has gone into our latest models. That's not to say, of course, that an enormous amount of advanced engineering hasn't always gone into all our models."

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

"Good lord, Billingsworth. You've stumbled onto the legendary Lepidopterist Graveyard."

'We'll have you practising in a milk float in no time!'

'Those are all highway miles. The previous owner was a pharmaceutical sales rep.'

"Excuse me, but have you ever thought of play the mandolin?"

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

Computer Controlled Car

Rust test in progress.

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

Car Dentistry.

'I need a lot of trunk space.'

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

"Don't mix this up...I want a car with a moonroof. He wants one with a sunroof."

Gas tank is holding up a customer for money 'Fill 'er up!'

Animals are smarter than we think!