Illuminati Aficionado Prints

Was the Illuminati - now the Illuminasty

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

'I know how much you like holding hands, so I brought you a box of them..'

Italia tours

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

Mohammad's motors

Borgias holding a 'come as you wish to go' party

Fully aware of the dangerous romance of Venice's canals and bridges, Gwendolyn approached this moment with a degree of caution.

Turmoil change.

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

"An enormous amount of advanced engineering has gone into our latest models. That's not to say, of course, that an enormous amount of advanced engineering hasn't always gone into all our models."

'So, a bailout is like a Ponzi scheme for automakers?'

"Good lord, Billingsworth. You've stumbled onto the legendary Lepidopterist Graveyard."

'We'll have you practising in a milk float in no time!'

'Those are all highway miles. The previous owner was a pharmaceutical sales rep.'

"Excuse me, but have you ever thought of play the mandolin?"

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

Computer Controlled Car

Rust test in progress.

Car Dentistry.

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

'I need a lot of trunk space.'

'Your car should run fine now. I reformatted the hard drive, increased the ram, scanned for viruses, updated the firmware, upgraded to this year's processor...'

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