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Domino's pizza? Please deliver a mushroom and pepper pizza to...

"Every time I turn the hot water on the sink disintegrates."

"Do you know something. I think you might be right about this global warning thing."

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

'Arf! Arf!'

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

'The days here are six months long... you'll love the daytrading.'

'I use these ice cubes to make minor home repairs.'

"Stay-at-home Snowdad."

'You're on Deck! Wilson! Hurry up with that pedicure!'

'Not likely - the last time I went in one of those, it sank!'

The Nanuit Have 2,027 Words For Snow, But, After Awhile, They Just Talk About Something Else...

Dog Igloo.

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

"And another thing, it's real cool in the summer!"

Alaskan Cryogenic Society.

'I've been keeping my thermostat down to 14'

An Eskimo sits in a melting igloo, as a central heating van drives away.

Polar bears throwing snowballs at each other.

Arctic Snails.

"Cable, my foot! Still snow on the TV!"

"I'm sorry but we don't have a room with a view."

'...and the temperature is controlled by a thermostat which keeps it at a controlled zero year round.'

Igloo Art.

Business acquaintances on holiday

Man cold-calling on phone from igloo

'Do you do anything other than coconut?'

Taxi

Arctic Hothouse

Desert island survivor won't go home to Canada

'What's Iggy doing home from school at this time of day?'

"Still snow!"

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