Igloo Dweller Mugs

Domino's pizza? Please deliver a mushroom and pepper pizza to...

"And unlimited freezer space, naturally..."

"Every time I turn the hot water on the sink disintegrates."

"Do you know something. I think you might be right about this global warning thing."

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

Penguins flying to igloo birdhouse

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

'Arf! Arf!'

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

'The days here are six months long... you'll love the daytrading.'

'I use these ice cubes to make minor home repairs.'

"Stay-at-home Snowdad."

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

'You're on Deck! Wilson! Hurry up with that pedicure!'

"What do you mean you wouldn't sweat the water in the basement."

'Not likely - the last time I went in one of those, it sank!'

Dog Igloo.

The Nanuit Have 2,027 Words For Snow, But, After Awhile, They Just Talk About Something Else...

"And another thing, it's real cool in the summer!"

Alaskan Cryogenic Society.

'I've been keeping my thermostat down to 14'

Polar bears throwing snowballs at each other.

An Eskimo sits in a melting igloo, as a central heating van drives away.

Arctic Snails.

'...and the temperature is controlled by a thermostat which keeps it at a controlled zero year round.'

Business acquaintances on holiday

Taxi

'Do you do anything other than coconut?'

"I'm sorry but we don't have a room with a view."

Arctic Hothouse

Man cold-calling on phone from igloo

Igloo Art.

"Cable, my foot! Still snow on the TV!"

Desert island survivor won't go home to Canada

'What's Iggy doing home from school at this time of day?'